draculabutbackwards

I have no idea if there's some future etiquette for this. Leave whatever message you choose?

I meant the one you told me to go collect survivors in through the mirror. But. Sorry.

It's fine. Stopped caring a while ago. Oh - yeah, right. That's...it's not exactly a village. It's Targoviste.

So you were, in fact, trying to save a mostly demolished city, and you're going to lord it over me for a town?

Not the city itself. Just the people living in the sewers and catacombs underneath it.

Very different for purposes of this conversation.

You're a fucking laugh riot.

Find me when neither of us is still mostly dead. It gets even better.

Oh my god. Can't wait to hear this.

May be a bit. Forming a complete thought is like wading through mud.

Oh, you sound like me when I'm hungover.

And I feel almost half as bad as you look.

You don't feel amazing.

What does that even mean?

It means I think you're jealous of my good looks.

Did you hit your head on something before you died? Or after?

Fuck off.

Never.

[Heh]
whatever. Rest easy, all right?

Fine, but this is a temporary truce.