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[draculabutbackwards]

I have no idea if there's some future etiquette for this. Leave whatever message you choose?

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[atowncalledtreffy]

You'd think so, wouldn't you? I don't know if he can imitate voices so well. But something to watch out for the next time you try to surprise me from behind and a mimic wearing my face goes to knife you.

[draculabutbackwards]

I suppose a thoroughly incompetent mimic is too much to hope.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I think we would have killed all of them in their infancy if they were terrible.

[draculabutbackwards]

[Slightly disquieting to hear as a shapeshifter.]

That would be fucking disconcerting, wouldn't it? Babies are alarming enough.

[atowncalledtreffy]

...Sorry.

[draculabutbackwards]

Don't apologize to me, you're the one who's having one.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Heh.

I mean I'm sorry for...I don't know. Ancestral guilt?

[draculabutbackwards]

Oh, that old thing.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yep.

Your dad and I had a lovely conversation about that, actually. I'm a little pissed off to realize he probably knows more about my family than I do.

[draculabutbackwards]

Can't take it personally. He knows more about more or less everything.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Smug shithead.

[draculabutbackwards]

Me, him, or a pithy both?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Him for the moment.

[draculabutbackwards]

Fair enough.