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[draculabutbackwards]

I have no idea if there's some future etiquette for this. Leave whatever message you choose?

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[atowncalledtreffy]

Think of what I would do if someone had the Morning Star and didn't give it back.

[draculabutbackwards]

Be intolerable? I think you think I'm arguing and I'm not.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Good. So you'll give it back to him.

[draculabutbackwards]

Progress is being made with logistics.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Tell him it’ll turn into something stupid if he tries murdering the ship with it. I want him for fight practice and he won’t fight me without his sword.

[draculabutbackwards]

I'm thinking if he hits someone who didn't volunteer for it they feel nauseous, or like there are ants crawling on them, or something similarly unpleasant. In theory it's good for self defense or even breaking up another fight, but it won't stop anyone determined.

[atowncalledtreffy]

God, if you were my warden and tried to do that to the Morning Star, I'd kill you.

[draculabutbackwards]

If I did it to the Morning Star, it would be extremely funny and Sypha would side with me.

[atowncalledtreffy]

She fucking would not.

[draculabutbackwards]

Absolutely would.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I wouldn't fuck around with her magician powers or your weird heritage.

[draculabutbackwards]

Who's saying you're left any choice?

[atowncalledtreffy]

What, because I'm the evil degenerate inmate and the two of you are perfect, wonderful fucking wardens?

[draculabutbackwards]

Because you'll do whatever Sypha tells you and like it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Fuck you.

[draculabutbackwards]

You know I'm right.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Yes, but fuck you anyway.