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[draculabutbackwards]

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[draculabutbackwards]

Well, clearly we're at an impasse and we'll have to fight to the death. As soon as we can both stand for any length of time.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Well, I killed you already, so I think that makes me the winner.

[draculabutbackwards]

Death killed me while you took a nap somewhere outside our current reality. If you get credit for that, I get credit for whatever soul-scathing things Greta said to everybody.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Happily, if it means I get the credit for the kill.

Greta seems nice.

[draculabutbackwards]

Not the first descriptor I'd use, but we did spend most of the handful of days we knew each other knee-deep in night creature guts.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Nice for us, I mean.

Sounds...romantic?

[draculabutbackwards]

What the high hell are you talking about? I've just met the woman, and she's mainly spent her time morally eviscerating me.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Well, I don't know your tastes! Sorry!

[draculabutbackwards]

[He's glad for the medium of text now. Easier not to seem agitated. She is quite to his not terribly discriminating tastes. It just seems weird and presumptuous. Maybe they flirted a bit. But that was quite possibly just whistling in the dark.]

It's just an odd first assumption.

[atowncalledtreffy]

SHe's pretty, you're pretty. She came here as one of your close associates.

[draculabutbackwards]

[So glad this conversation isn't in person.]

Probably because she dragged me out of the castle to defend her village. You caught the tail end of how that went.

[atowncalledtreffy]

She dragged you? She's a nobody. A human. What kind of secret powers does she possess?

[draculabutbackwards]

Makes a good speech. And having dozens of people who needed saving, I suppose.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're a soft fucking touch, Alucard.

[draculabutbackwards]

I didn't have anything better to do at the time, believe me.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You were alone all day, every day, and decided you'd wake up and go rescue a village?

[draculabutbackwards]

Well. There was a request.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Again. Soft touch.

[draculabutbackwards]

As if you've a leg to stand on.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[draculabutbackwards]

So you weren't also trying to save a different town at exactly the same time?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Which-..?

Oh. You mean Lindenfeld?

[draculabutbackwards]

Sounds right.

[atowncalledtreffy]

That village burned to the ground. Everyone in it was dead.

[draculabutbackwards]

I meant the one you told me to go collect survivors in through the mirror. But. Sorry.