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[draculabutbackwards]

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[draculabutbackwards]

You let yourself in the first night you were here. I don't think I got a vote.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're right, you don't. If it were up to you, you'd be sleeping in the rafters with the bats.

[draculabutbackwards]

Which is extremely comfortable, actually, when you've got the physiology for it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I'll take your word for it. You weird fucking dhamphir.

[draculabutbackwards]

You're just jealous.

[Fake hard enough, and you can fool yourself.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

What, of hanging upside down and shitting on the floor? You got me.

[draculabutbackwards]

That sounds like an excellent day for you.

[atowncalledtreffy]

And I suppose your shit doesn't stink either.

[draculabutbackwards]

Bat shit is actually excellent fertilizer. It's going to be quite useful for getting crops started on a scale to feed a town.

[atowncalledtreffy]

What the fuck-

Do not make Sypha shovel your shit around.

[draculabutbackwards]

There's a whole fucking colony in the attics, it's not...

[atowncalledtreffy]

Since when?!

Oh god. They're probably rabid, too.

[draculabutbackwards]

Since... before I was born? You've met my father, yes? Of course there's a colony of exotic bats in the attics.

[He feels like this has come up before but either or both of them might have been drunk.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

'Exotic bats'.

Any other animals I should know about living in the castle?

[draculabutbackwards]

I think they might be from Africa? They're eight times the size of anything local. And extremely good natured, frankly, so if you're not careful I'll teach your progeny to make pets of them.

[atowncalledtreffy]

If I'm not careful? If they're like me, my kid's going to adore animals. Make pets of the bats all you like. Just don't let them shit on the kid.

[draculabutbackwards]

I mean, it's generally not a surprise. Flipping over is rather a production.

[atowncalledtreffy]

So when you were trained out of your diapers, was this as a human or as a bat?

[draculabutbackwards]

Wolf.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You pissed on walls to mark your territory.

[draculabutbackwards]

At least the walls we all stone. The real danger was to shoes.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[shuddering laughter as Trevor tries to keep it in. He’s imagining a puppy form of Adrian pissing on the walls. This is an amazing mental picture]

And you told me once I was classless. At least I never pissed inside.

[draculabutbackwards]

In fairness, you presumably never actually grew fur and howled at things.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Did you really howl?

[draculabutbackwards]

Oh, like you wouldn't have.

[Now he only uses the form for combat, but that's more a lack of much earnest playfulness than any requirement of the magic.]